danasaur-lester:

thehardcoredanosaur:

what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed

and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina

stygiandawn:

SO THAT’S THE CONTEXT FOR THE PIZZA GIF

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

so-boujie:

stunningpicture:

No amount of hot showers will get rid of the glitter on me now. Hopefully you guys think it was worth it!

your beard is the night that poets write about

chelseajadexo:

have you ever had a weird sort of crush on one of your friends where you cant actually tell if its a crush or not??? do i want to kiss you?? do i just really enjoy being your friend????? who knows? not me

cishits:

Jfc YES, we know employers & parents & most people away from here will never refer to us as personalized pronouns. Fucking obviously.

That is why it is so important to use them here. If this is the only place people can have that small fucking comfort, shut the fuck up & let it be.

Watch out.

zzbbtt:

i dont think i’ll ever stop reblogging this shit

afloweroutofstone:

I, for one, can’t wait for the destruction of traditional family values